word play

these make me so happy.

-Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-Acupuncture: a jab well done.
-Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
-A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
-I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
-When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
-He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
-A boiled egg is hard to beat.
-With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
-In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
-A will is a dead giveaway.
-A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

just cause